About Us
oraclenoun
1 a) a person (as a priestess of ancient Greece) through whom a deity is believed to speak;
b) a shrine in which a deity reveals hidden knowledge or the divine purpose through such a person;
c) an answer or decision given by an oracle
2 a) a person giving wise or authoritative decisions or opinions;
b) an authoritative or wise expression or answer
So who are the Oracles?
Well, the Oracles are just average American guys. We have jobs, wives, families, and most of all we have a love for music. In short, we are just like you!
Here is how it all started...
Bubba South Meets Sir Hodge
Many years ago, two young and eager lads met one day. Sizing each other up, their chest puffed out, their cranks enlarged, they were ready to do the manly thing and throw down. Before the customary barbs such as “My Dad can beat up your Dad”, these two quickly realized they shared a common bond. They both loved music. They then realized that they agreed on virtually nothing. Thus they commenced to many hours of heated and mass debate. Yes knobs, they were mass debaters.
This practice evolved into an art form and gained legendary status among those in the know. Legions of fans looked forward to Hodge and Bubba’s frequent and lengthy dolphin flogging sessions as they argued about anything and everything concerning music and all things associated. Just like a fight on a street corner, when word got out that they were about to lope the mule, a human circle was formed and the two combatants would square off and dual until one of their soldiers was no longer saluting.
Little E Hatches a Rooster
Somewhere along the line, two guys named Little E and Rooster decided that they wanted to become mass debaters too. They were so enamored with Hodge and Bubba’s waxing skills they could not help but want to join in the now very popular activity called mass debate.
The choking, spanking, whipping and polishing became so intense that there was really no choice but to band together into one 4-way circle of jerks and call it the Oracles. Once this occurred the Oracles were comprised of Bubba South, Sir Hodge, Rooster and Little E.
Each Oracle has his speciality. The audience will soon determine which area of debate each Oracle is strong in after just a few minutes of listening.